GIRL QUIZ LOL

1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
yes. I sleep in costco bras. sometimes the wires pop out and cut me.... so I grab another from the bag. I bought a back of 20. so they just keep a-comin'...

2. Do you enjoy drama?
no. I hate drama. it gives me anxiety.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
kind of. If by girly girl you mean screamerclauz fan.

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
my mommy

5. Small or large purses?:
both. I have a lot of purses.

6. Are you short?:
5 ft 4 in.... so yes :C

7. you like somebody:
yes. I like many people.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
I would cut them. unless I liked it. if I liked it I would just slit them a little.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
no. but they usually don't match and one might be dirty but the other isn't.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
yes i do.

11. Are you double jointed?:
no. But two of my toes on each foot are stuck together.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
in a field during a civil war reenactment... with cannons.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
this again? no. why do you care so much?

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
I call this fat Asian kid in school panda. but that's not his last name. he just looks like a panda.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
idk.... none. a lot. who gives a shit?

"X" Marks the Spot:
[x] I do wear make up.
[X] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. <----- physically impossible
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse. (sometimes)
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:
blue gray.... like... my bra.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
idk. both.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
there are better things to be frustrated with.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?
yes. I have a best friends....

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
no. I have no heart.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
yes. my nose goes off to one side. but only i can tell when i ask people about it so i guess I won't do anything.

7. Do you like your life?:
yes. I can't wait to do all the shit I've planned.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
yes. but we weren't dating... it's complicated

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
not a pool, but the ocean. we were miles away from a bathroom and I had to pee worse than i ever had in my entire life. so i pretended to freak out and jump in the water, but then i just pulled down my pants when i was far enough out and peed. it was very relieving.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
girls. because apparently guys are intimidated by me.

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
idk not very long. I had one but i never went on it. i still don't really go on a lot.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? :
yes. but playfully

13. What are your biggest fears?:
bees, heights, ovens, basements, dream tickling, pairings i hate... I am pretty sensitive and I get scared easily by shit like that.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
yes. a lot. I just cry a lot. it's great sleep, though

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT MR. MCGIBBLETS! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
wtf no. but I guess once you have done one thing you can't take it back... idk

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
yes. I am very lucky. I get a lot of gut feelings that are right

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
yes. all the time. I'm gonna be famous one day

19. Are you currently missing someone?
it's hard to tell but no one has died so no i guess not.

Which Boy would you like?
wtf does that mean? this question is dildos. "which" implies that you are giving me around two choices. I see no choices, so I guess this is an intro to the next section but you don't make that very clear. So I will say false. the correct answer is clownfeces.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
I am self-proclaimed ghetto-fabulous, but I would date someone really brutal. because that's awesome.

Preppy or Cowboy?:
preps make me mad. so cowboy. I guess cowboys are sexy.

Face or Body?:
both. I don't settle for one or the other.

Sweet or Sexy?:
both. you need both.

Well-educated or Dropout?:
Well-educated

Blue, Green, Grey, or Brown eyes?:
I don't really care. but some eyes are boring.

Contacts or Glasses:
neither.

Truthful or Fictional:
both. I like people to be a little silly and spacey but serious at some times, too. is that what this question is asking? if it's asking if i like to be lied to it's a dumbass.

wtf this was dumb half of these were about guys. A CHICK'S LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND GUYS. this quiz is for sluts.